BARBEQUES
Well boys, I have to admit that I was a bit concerned about things over there in the Sandbox and Lego Land, that is until
CNN showed me that we have other much more dangerous things facing us right here at home.
I awoke this morning to get
the skinny on an ambush on the Canadians and a riot against the Americans. Both stories took about six seconds. You know
how it goes..they procrastinate, negotiate, reiterate, stimulate, isolate, simulate and it's over. The very confrontation
that made you crap your pants is lost in the politics of CNN. I think what we need is to all just try and get along.
Now as I was saying after the news about your property values they began to talk about the dangers of barbecues. Boys,
what you're going through is nothing like what could happen with barbecues. They are dangerous; did you know they use
real fire? These people informed me and the world that we could potentially burn down our entire neighborhoods. Now let's
put this in its proper perspective. Summer is here, if one person in each neighborhood barbecues unsafely on the same
given weekend……….that's right, we are all dead. The firestorm would be of global proportions.
I am thinking with this
news finally out of the bag, people will be moving to your neck of the woods by the millions. This will by virtue of over
population force the Taliban Man and the rest of the Scrunchies to head for the empty spaces of you got it North America.
Now this is the kicker. If by chance with all the rioting and ambushing going on over there the CNN report was not seen,
then they will do what everyone does in the summer. That's right, they will foolishly start up the abandoned barbecues
left behind during the exodus. They're smiling; dancing figures will all too soon be engulfed in the flames and smells
of a global grease fire. Then you can come home and we will all watch CNN for the report, while we order take out.
Smile boys
...we love you.
©Mike McConnery-Baden K9 Incorporated-05,29,2006
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