Once again Bin Laden has provided the world with a tape recording. Too bad he missed Christmas. You know I often think how difficult it must be for him to get these tapes out to the world. After all he is not in the best of health. If he would just call I am certain someone would come and pick them up for him. It seems that he is very concerned about suicide among our troops. This concern is coming from a guy who has made suicide into a contact sport. In his tape he mentions the desire for a truce. The truce of course would have to be in his favor. I think he wants us to all wear red and walk in a straight line though the mountains of Afghanistan. At any rate he tells us how vengeful he and his people are. He states that we cannot win; someone should tell him we have not yet begun to fight. Let's look at how things are going. They are living in shit holes, hiding even from each other. They come out for cake and ice cream……we blow them up. Seems to me the facts are somewhat twisted. Here is a guy that straps explosives onto teenagers telling us we need to apologize to the mothers and widows of the world. I think he should change is name to Benny Bin Hill. Then he could say he is just kiddin. At any rate boys keep your eyes peeled for a tall guy pulling a dialysis machine around behind him. He may be wearing plastic glasses, fake nose and rubber moustache. If you see him call me…there's gold in them there hills. As for Benny, I think your first tapes were better, whining does not do good for back ground music.

©Mike McConnery-Baden K-9 January 23, 2006

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