Most people are not remembered for the material things of this life which they may have acquired while living but are usually remembered for those things of character which they have instilled in others. During our lives we will, if we are making a difference, attract enemies. Mine so far have mostly been pussies. I hope to find some more of better substance, but so far my enemies have chosen dirty words at forty paces, on chat boards. They are comprised of people like Eddy Frawdley and fat women in spandex. Still I continue to train and write and hope.

America needs heroes, real heroes. I am no hero. We must be inspired to not only reach, but to grasp onto qualities that inspire the hearts of others. We must never rest on the merits of our accomplishments but be pushed by those things left for us to achieve. Knowing that those same people, who pat us upon our backs on our climb to the top, will condemn us on our fall. Therefore we must stand firmly upon our character, facing all comers even the pussies of this poor confused world we have so foolishly left unguarded in the night.

The name Mike McConnery is simply a name, yet so many seem to be troubled by it. I will not give in to bullies or liars, or tyrants, not if they are wealthy or connected and with position. After all they are just rich bullies or tyrants with a title and liars with connections.

I have known many such people. Edward Frawdly is not one of these; he is in fact much less than these. Edward is a simply a disgustingly ignorant little boy. He has neither the brains nor the brawn to be a bully. In his short pants and white rubber boots he looks almost like someone should take him by the hand and get him properly dressed.

I suppose that Eddy chooses to copy my words and tactics and I should give him credit for at least trying to do things right, but alas he is not capable of applying anything but his vulgar words to his complacent followers. They it is certain can not work their dogs on a chat board, so that's the very place they should be. You see Eddy learned the proper way to use a prong from me Mike McConnery. He learned his terminology from me Mike McConnery and I can prove it. His own childish pranks clearly show the facts that he so wants to hide. No Eddy, in his short pants and white rubber boots, is not a good adversary at all and I am no hero. I am, however, Mike McConnery and that seems to be enough to cause some to write nonsense and spew foolishness.

I suppose I should be flattered, but alas most of these people wear spandex and think Frawdlys videos are interesting. This has caused me to write this, asking for a bit better class of enemy. If you would like to apply please be able to spell your name and do not use washer women chat lines to spew your chatter. I want class, after all I am getting older. I deserve something better. As for America and heroes, simply stand up.

©Mike McConnery/Baden K9 Incorporated,September 18, 2006

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